For all you deprived, sad human beings out there who don’t know what drunk brunch is, allow me to introduce it to you. We all know what brunch is, thanks to our most favorite reliable source, Urban Dictionary:
Drunk Brunch is literally the same thing except you drink those damn mimosas until you’re drunk. Drunk brunch is a great way for my best friend and I to catch up after one of us has a shitty week// begins dating somebody new. Topics of my last drunk brunch with my bestie included:
1) Threesomes. (It’s decided. I will not participate in one.)
2) Dirty Snapchats. (It’s really hard to take an artistically angled pic of your kitty, ya know?)
3) The Lego Movie. (For the love of all things that are good, I will NOT see that movie, no matter how many people tell me about it!)
Drunk brunch is not just a meal. It’s a moment where friends come together, drink out of classy glasses (Unless you’re at Cabo Cantina where they literally serve you mimosas in plastic cups,) put on clothes that don’t have an elastic waistband, and talk about meaningless things that sadly take up space in our minds.
I highly recommend it. It personally makes me feel like I am in Sex and the City. But instead of rich, successful Manhattan bankers and martinis, it’s full of fratty bros and weirdos and tequila shots.
To each their own.
XOX
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